Put the picture back and answer the phone!
Ways to tell if you’re too tired ... oh the phone stories all happened before cell phones were the norm.
These are all real life experiences I’ve gathered from friends and family of things that they did when they were just too tired.
1) The phone rings and you jump out of bed, grab the closest picture off of the wall and try to answer it.
2) You do the above and wonder why the phone won’t stop ringing.
3) You discover that there are five ways to put a fitted sheet on your bed.
4) The phone rings , your spouse says, “get the phone” and in a panic you reply , “what’s a phone?” While staring at it.
5) You’re driving down the road and someone is talking to you. You reach over to turn up the volume on the radio only to realize that the radio was never on....you were trying to turn the volume up on your passenger.
6) You try to lock the house door with your car key.
7) You wake up in the morning to find that you’ve eaten an entire bag of Cheetos druring the night.
8) You look at the clock and you can’t remember if you just went to bed or are supposed to be getting out of bed.
9) You scoot to the edge of the bed trying to make room for your spouse only to realize it’s just your dog.
10)You’re driving down the road and have no idea how you got home.
If you’re experiencing any of these symptoms, please let me know before you get in your car to drive so that I can stay home! Lol!
Have a great weekend everybody
These are all real life experiences I’ve gathered from friends and family of things that they did when they were just too tired.
1) The phone rings and you jump out of bed, grab the closest picture off of the wall and try to answer it.
2) You do the above and wonder why the phone won’t stop ringing.
3) You discover that there are five ways to put a fitted sheet on your bed.
4) The phone rings , your spouse says, “get the phone” and in a panic you reply , “what’s a phone?” While staring at it.
5) You’re driving down the road and someone is talking to you. You reach over to turn up the volume on the radio only to realize that the radio was never on....you were trying to turn the volume up on your passenger.
6) You try to lock the house door with your car key.
7) You wake up in the morning to find that you’ve eaten an entire bag of Cheetos druring the night.
8) You look at the clock and you can’t remember if you just went to bed or are supposed to be getting out of bed.
9) You scoot to the edge of the bed trying to make room for your spouse only to realize it’s just your dog.
10)You’re driving down the road and have no idea how you got home.
If you’re experiencing any of these symptoms, please let me know before you get in your car to drive so that I can stay home! Lol!
Have a great weekend everybody
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