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Take the phone away, I think she’s asleep..

Have you ever seen people do things while they are half asleep?  I have. I’ve seen people do things when I knew they were asleep. There’s a sleep aid that a person can get by prescription that has caused people to actually get up in the middle of the night, while they’re asleep and raid their own cupboards. They wake up in the morning and trash is everywhere. Remember when I wrote about the ten ways to know that you’re too tired? Well, the one about the empty Cheetos bag? Yep, that was me. So, since it’s Friday and well... I just can’t stop laughing...I decided to continue the theme, with a twist. I usually keep the phone close to me when I sleep, you know, in case of emergency or something. I think I’m going to have to move it. I was thinking of a friend and I remember trying to text her, then I fell asleep. I had actually texted her and someone named, “ykuiwhiq”. The text looked something like this., “Hey Ed huhujjjhyy Are You?”When I woke up I had a text from her.  She said,